Funny Speech Topics

List of 270 Funny Speech Topics

  1. 10 ways to freak out your roommate.
  2. 10 ways to irritate a telemarketer.
  3. 10 ways to order a pizza.
  4. 10 ways to order pizzas.
  5. A Time I Got Arrested
  6. A Time I Ran Away From Home.
  7. A true story that isn’t true in the end.
  8. A true story that isn’t true in the end.
  9. A woman marries a much younger man.
  10. Adam Sandler
  11. America’s Dumbest Criminals
  12. American Idol
  13. An Idiot’s Guide to Cooking Frozen Dinners
  14. Answers on the meaning of life.
  15. Answers on the meaning of life.
  16. April Fool’s Day
  17. April Fool’s Day
  18. Are the final exams in schools rigged?
  19. Bare funny facts about men.
  20. Bare funny facts about men.
  21. Best Excuses For Missing Work
  22. Blaming your dog for things
  23. Blaming your horoscope for why things went wrong
  24. Blind Dates
  25. Cartoon Characters
  26. Caught in a Compromising Position
  27. Celebrities Behaving Badly
  28. Chasing idle dreams is a good habit.
  29. Chasing idle dreams is a good habit.
  30. Children’s Nursery Rhymes: The real meaning behind them
  31. Cleaning your room is overrated.
  32. Coffee tastes bitter, but we want it anyway.
  33. Crazy rules men wish women knew. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
  34. Crazy things to do in the supermarket.
  35. Demonstrate tasting wine in a humorous way.
  36. Demonstrate tasting wine in a humorous way.
  37. Describing a yo-yo to an alien
  38. Eating flowers is possible.
  39. Eating flowers is possible.
  40. Eating things you don’t like
  41. Eating well on $5.00 a day
  42. Every child should get a cootie shot.
  43. Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned in Kindergarten
  44. Five requirements to be called a bestie by girlfriends.
  45. Five things to count besides sheep when going to sleep
  46. Five ways to keep going a boring conversation at a cocktail party.
  47. For her/him who doesn’t have to do it, nothing is impossible.
  48. For her/him who doesn’t have to do it, nothing is impossible.
  49. fun with super glue
  50. Funniest Childhood Memory
  51. Funniest Childhood Memory
  52. Funny computer terms and phrases.
  53. Funny computer terms and phrases.
  54. Funny facts about men.
  55. Funny facts about women.
  56. Funny facts about women.
  57. Funny facts about women.
  58. Funny first date experiences.
  59. Funny first date experiences.
  60. Funny first date experiences.
  61. Funny holidays in other countries.
  62. Funny holidays in other countries.
  63. Funny job applicant stories.
  64. Funny job applicant stories.
  65. Funny Names to call your tutors
  66. Funny Names to call your tutors
  67. Get Rich Quick
  68. Getting over your fear of speech making
  69. Getting water from a rock
  70. Guaranteed Ways to Ruin Your Credit
  71. Halloween shouldn’t be the only holiday when we get to wear costumes.
  72. Happy puppies make humans happy.
  73. Happy puppies make humans happy.
  74. Helpful pinball strategies.
  75. Homer Simpson for President
  76. How do I fire my boss?
  77. How I choose friends.
  78. How I choose friends.
  79. How I ran away from home
  80. How lazy students still survive and succeed in life.
  81. How teachers spend their time when they are not teaching.
  82. How to apply face paint
  83. How to be a charming host at any event.
  84. How to be a charming host at any event.
  85. How to be a charming host at any event.
  86. How to be a charming host at any event.
  87. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
  88. How to bunk college
  89. How to carve a pumpkin
  90. How to Catch a Cheater
  91. How to catch a cold
  92. How to catwalk
  93. How to Change a Baby’s Diaper (Use a doll)
  94. How to cheat at Monopoly
  95. How to cheat at poker
  96. How to Cheat on a Test
  97. How to cheat poker the nice way.
  98. How to cheat poker the nice way.
  99. How to cheat poker the nice way.
  100. How to cope with troubles at a family reunion.
  101. How to dance the twist
  102. How to deny reality.
  103. How to deny reality.
  104. How to determine you are addicted to the Internet.
  105. How to determine you are addicted to the Internet.
  106. How to drive the baby-sitter crazy.
  107. How to Fail at Dieting
  108. How to find funny speech topics in 24 hours.
  109. How to find funny speech topics in 24 hours.
  110. How to Flunk Out of College
  111. How to get – more – Valentine’s Day cards next year.
  112. How to Get Out of A Speeding Ticket
  113. How to give your dog a pill
  114. How to give your dog or cat a pill.
  115. How to give your dog or cat a pill.
  116. How to grow grits for fun and profit
  117. How to handle well-meaning people you don’t like.
  118. How to juggle
  119. How to Kill Your Goldfish
  120. How to learn from your parent’s mistakes.
  121. How to look like a “Rock Star”
  122. How to Lose the Guy of Your Dreams
  123. How to Lose the Guy of your dreams
  124. How to make bread crumbs
  125. How to make fun every day in life.
  126. How to make fun every day in life.
  127. How to make up like a joker
  128. How to Ruin a Good Thing
  129. How to Screw up a Job Interview
  130. How to Succeed as a Freeloader
  131. How to Succeed in College Without Attending Class
  132. How to survive a blind date
  133. How to Survive on Minimum Wage
  134. How to throw a paper airplane in class.
  135. How to throw a paper airplane in class.
  136. How to turn the Academy Awards ceremony into funny event
  137. How to write parent excuse notes.
  138. How you can tell when you’re drunk
  139. If I ruled the World…
  140. If I was my boss, then …
  141. If I were my boss, then I …
  142. If I were the Lord of Misrule…
  143. In a fight between superheroes, who will win the battle?
  144. Internet dating
  145. Jackass the television series
  146. Jared, the Subway Guy: His Rise to the Top
  147. Last day at school/college
  148. Life with Harry Potter.
  149. Make a mud pack facial
  150. Men behaving badly
  151. Men should never wear skinny jeans.
  152. Mistaken identity
  153. My 15 Minutes of Fame
  154. My American Idol audition
  155. My best chat-up lines
  156. My first day at school
  157. My first day at school
  158. My Most Embarrassing Moment
  159. My Most Embarrassing Moment
  160. My most embarrassing moment
  161. My most profitable mistake.
  162. My most profitable mistake.
  163. My motto: I’m flexible by indecision.
  164. My motto: I´m flexible by indecision.
  165. My worst day ever
  166. My worst nightmare…
  167. My younger/elder sibling(s) should treat me like a king/queen.
  168. Napoleon Dynamite: An American Hero
  169. Once a month, the school should allow kids to host a food fight.
  170. Out of the Mouth of a Child
  171. People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven’t.
  172. People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven’t.
  173. Personal bloopers are great funny topics for a speech.
  174. Personal bloopers are great funny topics for a speech.
  175. Practical guide to a toothache
  176. Practical Jokes
  177. Protection from Zombies
  178. Protection from zombies.
  179. Quote Shakespeare like a pro
  180. Rare speed limits and the reasons why.
  181. Rare speed limits and the reasons why.
  182. Reasons why I love doing nothing around the house.
  183. Rules for boys who want to date with their sister.
  184. Rules for boys who want to date with your sister.
  185. Some fun things to do during exams.
  186. Tales From Scribbles on the Bathroom Wall
  187. Talk Shows: Airing Our Dirty Laundry
  188. Taylor Swift: A Role Model For Today’s Youth
  189. Ten fun things to do during an exam.
  190. Ten fun things to do during exams.
  191. Ten things you’ve learned from your pet.
  192. Ten things you’ve learned from your pet.
  193. Ten ways to order a pizza.
  194. Thanksgiving dinner in three easy steps
  195. The 3 biggest lies at school
  196. The advantages of wearing braces
  197. The best jokes ever
  198. The Bogeyman
  199. The funniest amusement parks.
  200. The joke that back fired
  201. The McDonald’s Diet
  202. The odd working of Murphy’s Law.
  203. The party that went wrong
  204. The power of foot reading
  205. The Strangest Person I Ever Met –
  206. The strangest thing I’ve ever met anyone
  207. The Ten Commandments in a restaurant boys and girls room.
  208. The time I Ran Away From Home.
  209. The working of Murphy’s Law.
  210. The worse chat-up lines ever
  211. The worst jokes ever
  212. Things to do in the traffic jam.
  213. Three fun games to play at the beach.
  214. Tips for buying gifts everybody want.
  215. Tips for merging two households.
  216. Top 5 bad business slogans.
  217. Unexpected disasters that can happen.
  218. Unexpected disasters that can happen.
  219. Unhappily Ever After
  220. Unique uses for duct tape
  221. Unusual incidents.
  222. Unusual incidents.
  223. Urban running acrobatics.
  224. Urban running acrobatics.
  225. Ways to remember birthdays.
  226. Ways to remember birthdays.
  227. We Are the People Our Parents Warned us About
  228. What do teachers do off duty?
  229. What Not to Say on a Date
  230. What not to say on a first date
  231. What Not to Wear
  232. What to do on a desert island.
  233. What to do with cold custard
  234. What to say on a first date
  235. What women really say when they talk to men?
  236. What women really say when they talk to men?
  237. What women really say when they talk to men.
  238. What you can’t say in public.
  239. When I resign, I will …
  240. When I resign, I will …
  241. When the ‘Force’ is with you…
  242. Why a chicken still walks even with the head cut off.
  243. Why are Dads so weird?
  244. Why casino players actually are sad people.
  245. Why Good Girls Love Bad Boys
  246. Why Good Girls Love Bad Boys
  247. Why I don’t need money or cash.
  248. Why I don’t want to be a millionaire.
  249. Why I don’t want to be a millionaire.
  250. Why is cheating not included in the course curriculum?
  251. Why men are proud of themselves.
  252. Why men are proud of themselves.
  253. Why men like action and women like romance movies.
  254. Why Mom knows best
  255. Why must I clean my room every day
  256. Why must I clean my room every day
  257. Why my – any fun speech topic – looks cooler than the … of my neighbor.
  258. Why older women do not want to admit their age.
  259. Why people look like their dogs.
  260. Why rose is the best flowers’ fragrance many women like.
  261. Why smart people don’t know they have the wrong ideas.
  262. Why the Barbie Doll is an icon
  263. Why women say they hate sports.
  264. Wine/beer/cocktail of the month.
  265. Wine/beer/cocktail of the month.
  266. Women behaving badly
  267. Women marry much younger men.
  268. Yodel like a professional
  269. Your guide to life.
  270. Your guide to life.

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