Funny Speech Topics

by Loraine Walters
Created: 23.07.2019
Updated: 27.12.2019

List of 219 Funny Speech Topics

  1. 10 ways to freak out your roommate.
  2. 10 ways to irritate a telemarketer.
  3. 10 ways to order a pizza.
  4. 10 ways to order pizzas.
  5. A Time I Got Arrested
  6. A Time I Ran Away From Home.
  7. A true story that isn’t true in the end.
  8. A woman marries a much younger man.
  9. Adam Sandler
  10. America’s Dumbest Criminals
  11. American Idol
  12. An Idiot’s Guide to Cooking Frozen Dinners
  13. Answers on the meaning of life.
  14. April Fool’s Day
  15. Are the final exams in schools rigged?
  16. Bare funny facts about men.
  17. Best Excuses For Missing Work
  18. Blaming your dog for things
  19. Blaming your horoscope for why things went wrong
  20. Blind Dates
  21. Cartoon Characters
  22. Caught in a Compromising Position
  23. Celebrities Behaving Badly
  24. Chasing idle dreams is a good habit.
  25. Children’s Nursery Rhymes: The real meaning behind them
  26. Cleaning your room is overrated.
  27. Coffee tastes bitter, but we want it anyway.
  28. Crazy rules men wish women knew. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
  29. Crazy things to do in the supermarket.
  30. Demonstrate tasting wine in a humorous way.
  31. Describing a yo-yo to an alien
  32. Eating flowers is possible.
  33. Eating things you don’t like
  34. Eating well on $5.00 a day
  35. Every child should get a cootie shot.
  36. Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned in Kindergarten
  37. Five requirements to be called a bestie by girlfriends.
  38. Five things to count besides sheep when going to sleep
  39. Five ways to keep going a boring conversation at a cocktail party.
  40. For her/him who doesn’t have to do it, nothing is impossible.
  41. fun with super glue
  42. Funniest Childhood Memory
  43. Funny computer terms and phrases.
  44. Funny facts about men.
  45. Funny facts about women.
  46. Funny first date experiences.
  47. Funny holidays in other countries.
  48. Funny job applicant stories.
  49. Funny Names to call your tutors
  50. Get Rich Quick
  51. Getting over your fear of speech making
  52. Getting water from a rock
  53. Guaranteed Ways to Ruin Your Credit
  54. Halloween shouldn’t be the only holiday when we get to wear costumes.
  55. Happy puppies make humans happy.
  56. Helpful pinball strategies.
  57. Homer Simpson for President
  58. How do I fire my boss?
  59. How I choose friends.
  60. How I ran away from home
  61. How lazy students still survive and succeed in life.
  62. How teachers spend their time when they are not teaching.
  63. How to apply face paint
  64. How to be a charming host at any event.
  65. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
  66. How to bunk college
  67. How to carve a pumpkin
  68. How to Catch a Cheater
  69. How to catch a cold
  70. How to catwalk
  71. How to Change a Baby’s Diaper (Use a doll)
  72. How to cheat at Monopoly
  73. How to cheat at poker
  74. How to Cheat on a Test
  75. How to cheat poker the nice way.
  76. How to cope with troubles at a family reunion.
  77. How to dance the twist
  78. How to deny reality.
  79. How to determine you are addicted to the Internet.
  80. How to drive the baby-sitter crazy.
  81. How to Fail at Dieting
  82. How to find funny speech topics in 24 hours.
  83. How to Flunk Out of College
  84. How to get – more – Valentine’s Day cards next year.
  85. How to Get Out of A Speeding Ticket
  86. How to give your dog a pill
  87. How to give your dog or cat a pill.
  88. How to grow grits for fun and profit
  89. How to handle well-meaning people you don’t like.
  90. How to juggle
  91. How to Kill Your Goldfish
  92. How to learn from your parent’s mistakes.
  93. How to look like a “Rock Star”
  94. How to Lose the Guy of Your Dreams
  95. How to make bread crumbs
  96. How to make fun every day in life.
  97. How to make up like a joker
  98. How to Ruin a Good Thing
  99. How to Screw up a Job Interview
  100. How to Succeed as a Freeloader
  101. How to Succeed in College Without Attending Class
  102. How to survive a blind date
  103. How to Survive on Minimum Wage
  104. How to throw a paper airplane in class.
  105. How to turn the Academy Awards ceremony into funny event
  106. How to write parent excuse notes.
  107. How you can tell when you’re drunk
  108. If I ruled the World…
  109. If I was my boss, then …
  110. If I were my boss, then I …
  111. If I were the Lord of Misrule…
  112. In a fight between superheroes, who will win the battle?
  113. Internet dating
  114. Jackass the television series
  115. Jared, the Subway Guy: His Rise to the Top
  116. Last day at school/college
  117. Life with Harry Potter.
  118. Make a mud pack facial
  119. Men behaving badly
  120. Men should never wear skinny jeans.
  121. Mistaken identity
  122. My 15 Minutes of Fame
  123. My American Idol audition
  124. My best chat-up lines
  125. My first day at school
  126. My Most Embarrassing Moment
  127. My most profitable mistake.
  128. My motto: I’m flexible by indecision.
  129. My motto: I´m flexible by indecision.
  130. My worst day ever
  131. My worst nightmare…
  132. My younger/elder sibling(s) should treat me like a king/queen.
  133. Napoleon Dynamite: An American Hero
  134. Once a month, the school should allow kids to host a food fight.
  135. Out of the Mouth of a Child
  136. People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven’t.
  137. Personal bloopers are great funny topics for a speech.
  138. Practical guide to a toothache
  139. Practical Jokes
  140. Protection from Zombies
  141. Protection from zombies.
  142. Quote Shakespeare like a pro
  143. Rare speed limits and the reasons why.
  144. Reasons why I love doing nothing around the house.
  145. Rules for boys who want to date with their sister.
  146. Rules for boys who want to date with your sister.
  147. Some fun things to do during exams.
  148. Tales From Scribbles on the Bathroom Wall
  149. Talk Shows: Airing Our Dirty Laundry
  150. Taylor Swift: A Role Model For Today’s Youth
  151. Ten fun things to do during an exam.
  152. Ten fun things to do during exams.
  153. Ten things you’ve learned from your pet.
  154. Ten ways to order a pizza.
  155. Thanksgiving dinner in three easy steps
  156. The 3 biggest lies at school
  157. The advantages of wearing braces
  158. The best jokes ever
  159. The Bogeyman
  160. The funniest amusement parks.
  161. The joke that back fired
  162. The McDonald’s Diet
  163. The odd working of Murphy’s Law.
  164. The party that went wrong
  165. The power of foot reading
  166. The Strangest Person I Ever Met –
  167. The strangest thing I’ve ever met anyone
  168. The Ten Commandments in a restaurant boys and girls room.
  169. The time I Ran Away From Home.
  170. The working of Murphy’s Law.
  171. The worse chat-up lines ever
  172. The worst jokes ever
  173. Things to do in the traffic jam.
  174. Three fun games to play at the beach.
  175. Tips for buying gifts everybody want.
  176. Tips for merging two households.
  177. Top 5 bad business slogans.
  178. Unexpected disasters that can happen.
  179. Unhappily Ever After
  180. Unique uses for duct tape
  181. Unusual incidents.
  182. Urban running acrobatics.
  183. Ways to remember birthdays.
  184. We Are the People Our Parents Warned us About
  185. What do teachers do off duty?
  186. What Not to Say on a Date
  187. What not to say on a first date
  188. What Not to Wear
  189. What to do on a desert island.
  190. What to do with cold custard
  191. What to say on a first date
  192. What women really say when they talk to men?
  193. What women really say when they talk to men.
  194. What you can’t say in public.
  195. When I resign, I will …
  196. When the ‘Force’ is with you…
  197. Why a chicken still walks even with the head cut off.
  198. Why are Dads so weird?
  199. Why casino players actually are sad people.
  200. Why Good Girls Love Bad Boys
  201. Why I don’t need money or cash.
  202. Why I don’t want to be a millionaire.
  203. Why is cheating not included in the course curriculum?
  204. Why men are proud of themselves.
  205. Why men like action and women like romance movies.
  206. Why Mom knows best
  207. Why must I clean my room every day
  208. Why my – any fun speech topic – looks cooler than the … of my neighbor.
  209. Why older women do not want to admit their age.
  210. Why people look like their dogs.
  211. Why rose is the best flowers’ fragrance many women like.
  212. Why smart people don’t know they have the wrong ideas.
  213. Why the Barbie Doll is an icon
  214. Why women say they hate sports.
  215. Wine/beer/cocktail of the month.
  216. Women behaving badly
  217. Women marry much younger men.
  218. Yodel like a professional
  219. Your guide to life.

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