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Funny Conversation Topics

by Loraine Walters
Created: 12.12.2019
Updated: 27.12.2019

List of 167 Funny Conversation Topics

  1. First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
  2. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
  3. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
  4. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
  5. If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
  6. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  7. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
  8. If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
  9. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
  10. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
  11. If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
  12. If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
  13. In 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for?
  14. In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
  15. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Why or why not?
  16. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
  17. Toilet paper, over or under?
  18. We’ll that’s all the funny questions to ask that we have. But there are a ton of other questions on the site that you might enjoy!
  19. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
  20. What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
  21. What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
  22. What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
  23. What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
  24. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
  25. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
  26. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
  27. What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
  28. What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
  29. What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
  30. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
  31. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
  32. What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
  33. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
  34. What kind of secret society would you like to start?
  35. What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
  36. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
  37. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
  38. What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
  39. What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
  40. What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
  41. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
  42. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
  43. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
  44. What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
  45. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
  46. What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
  47. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
  48. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
  49. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
  50. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
  51. What would some fairy tales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?
  52. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
  53. What’s invisible but you wish people could see?
  54. What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
  55. What’s the best type of cheese?
  56. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
  57. What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
  58. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
  59. What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
  60. What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
  61. Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
  62. Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?
  63. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
  64. You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?

Fun conversation topics for couples

  1. If Mars was habitable, would you accept a one-way ticket there?
  2. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
  3. If you could master any instrument on earth, what would it be?
  4. If you could switch lives with one celebrity, who would it be?
  5. If you could, would you?
  6. If you had to be a Disney prince or princess, who would you choose?
  7. If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
  8. What’s a movie you can practically quote from start to finish?
  9. Who would play you in a movie about your life? Who would play me?
  10. Would you rather have a live-in massage therapist, or a live-in chef?
  11. Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line again?
  12. Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?
  13. Would you rather live in your dream home in a sub-par location or live in your dream location in a sub-par home?
  14. Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never get another cold?

Funny questions to start a conversation

  1. Are there any movie, series, or show that can able to quit your sleeping?
  2. Are you great lire?
  3. Are you in love with any fictional character?
  4. Are you mad enough behind the novels that you can buy books worth $100000?
  5. Do you allow society to interfere in your personal space?
  6. Do you believe in 11:11 wish?
  7. Do you believe in lust?
  8. Do you ever try the different signatures for autographs?
  9. Do you have any guilty pleasure? If yes, then what?
  10. Do you have any signature dance step?
  11. Do you like the girls of Venezuela and boys of France?
  12. Do you like to play the role of Charlie Chaplin?
  13. Do you ready to eat pineapple on pizza?
  14. Do you talk with yourself or some imaginary person?
  15. Do you think you are dumb?
  16. Do you think your brother is not less than any animal?
  17. Do you think your sister is not less than any animal?
  18. Do you wish to paint a tattoo on your body?
  19. Have ever gift the thing that comes to you as a gift?
  20. Have ever your video gone viral?
  21. Have you ever peed in a public pool?
  22. Have you ever read someone else’s messages?
  23. Have you ever thought about running from school or college between lectures?
  24. How are you different from others?
  25. How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse?
  26. How would you spend your lottery amount?
  27. If there is a genie in front of you, what four wishes you wish?
  28. If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?
  29. If you can go to a dinner date with one person, lived life with one person and died with one person, who would it be?
  30. If you can travel in the past or future, what one thing would you do?
  31. If you could hack into any one computer, whose computer would you choose?
  32. If you could have dinner with any, currently alive, person in the world, who would it be?
  33. If you could have your own reality TV show, what would it be?
  34. If you could live in another planet, which one would you chose?
  35. If you could trade the lives of the person, which name comes in your top of the list?
  36. If you got a chance to commit a crime, how would you do it?
  37. If you were a candy bar, which candy bar would you be?
  38. If you were given one thousand acres of land, what would you do with it?
  39. If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
  40. Is there another world after death?
  41. Tell me the funny world record you know.
  42. What “old person” things do you do?
  43. What did you think was cool when you were young, but isn’t cool now?
  44. What do you choose hearing unspoken thoughts or become invisible?
  45. What do you search in the incognito tab of google?
  46. What do you want after the age of 40?
  47. What food do you prepare to kill someone?
  48. What is the best scandal you come across for your favorite celebrity?
  49. What is the best season?
  50. What is the gift that is of no use but you still keep it with you?
  51. What is the sexiest name you can give to me?
  52. What is the worst thing as a piece of decor you have put in your home?
  53. What is your favorite slang?
  54. What is your most embarrassing memory?
  55. What lied you have to tell at your home to go with friends?
  56. What movie or movies would you bring to enjoy on a lonely island?
  57. What questions married people use as conversation starters for married couples ?
  58. What was the biggest lie you told everyone about you?
  59. What was the myth that you believed in your younger days?
  60. What was your dream to become; doctor/ teacher/ scientist/ actor?
  61. What was your funny excuse to not attending a lecture in college?
  62. What would a world populated by clones of you be like?
  63. What would be your weapon of choice?
  64. What would you do with an extra $1,000 to spend only on yourself?
  65. What’s the best wifi name you’ve ever seen?
  66. Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you?
  67. Which place and food do you avoid in all the cost and circumstances?
  68. Which TV show you will surely ban?
  69. Who hates the dogs and cats most; you or your mother?
  70. Who is the hero/ heroine of your life?
  71. Who is the most frustrating person you have ever meet?
  72. Who is the villain of your life?
  73. Who is your crime partner?
  74. Would you like a world with magic in it?
  75. Would you prefer lovemaking without knowing him/her?
  76. Would you rather choose to speak in sleep or walk-in sleep?

Funny conversation topics with a girl

  1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life what would it be rated and who would
  2. If you could give your best friend a tattoo in their sleep, what would you ink
  3. If you were going to rob a bank, what sort of disguise would you wear?
  4. If you were in a circus, what would your job be?
  5. Out of all the worlds languages, which one sounds funniest to you?
  6. What are some things you shouldn’t say at work?
  7. What are things that you should not say at your own wedding?
  8. What is the absolute weirdest nickname someone has given you?
  9. What is the worst advice that you got that you actually listened to?
  10. What’s the weirdest gift you ever received?
  11. What’s the worst thing you can say on a first date?
  12. When was the best reason you faked being sick?
  13. Who do you stalk most often on social media?
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