Funny Speech Topics

List of 219 Funny Speech Topics

1. 10 ways to freak out your roommate.
2. 10 ways to irritate a telemarketer.
3. A Time I Got Arrested
4. A Time I Ran Away From Home.
5. A true story that isn’t true in the end.
6. A woman marries a much younger man.
7. Adam Sandler
8. America’s Dumbest Criminals

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9. American Idol
10. An Idiot’s Guide to Cooking Frozen Dinners
11. Answers on the meaning of life.
12. April Fool’s Day
13. Are the final exams in schools rigged?
14. Bare funny facts about men.
15. Best Excuses For Missing Work
16. Blaming your dog for things
17. Blaming your horoscope for why things went wrong
18. Blind Dates
19. Cartoon Characters
20. Caught in a Compromising Position
21. Celebrities Behaving Badly
22. Chasing idle dreams is a good habit.
23. Children’s Nursery Rhymes: The real meaning behind them
24. Cleaning your room is overrated.
25. Coffee tastes bitter, but we want it anyway.
26. Crazy rules men wish women knew. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
27. Crazy things to do in the supermarket.
28. Demonstrate tasting wine in a humorous way.
29. Describing a yo-yo to an alien
30. Eating flowers is possible.
31. Eating things you don’t like
32. Eating well on $5.00 a day
33. Every child should get a cootie shot.
34. Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned in Kindergarten
35. Five requirements to be called a bestie by girlfriends.
36. Five things to count besides sheep when going to sleep
37. Five ways to keep going a boring conversation at a cocktail party.
38. For her/him who doesn’t have to do it, nothing is impossible.
39. fun with super glue
40. Funniest Childhood Memory
41. Funny computer terms and phrases.
42. Funny facts about men.
43. Funny facts about women.
44. Funny first date experiences.
45. Funny holidays in other countries.
46. Funny job applicant stories.
47. Funny Names to call your tutors
48. Get Rich Quick
49. Getting over your fear of speech making
50. Getting water from a rock
51. Guaranteed Ways to Ruin Your Credit
52. Halloween shouldn’t be the only holiday when we get to wear costumes.
53. Happy puppies make humans happy.
54. Helpful pinball strategies.
55. Homer Simpson for President
56. How do I fire my boss?
57. How I choose friends.
58. How I ran away from home
59. How lazy students still survive and succeed in life.
60. How teachers spend their time when they are not teaching.
61. How to apply face paint
62. How to be a charming host at any event.
63. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
64. How to bunk college
65. How to carve a pumpkin
66. How to Catch a Cheater
67. How to catch a cold
68. How to catwalk
69. How to Change a Baby’s Diaper (Use a doll)
70. How to cheat at Monopoly
71. How to cheat at poker
72. How to Cheat on a Test
73. How to cheat poker the nice way.
74. How to cope with troubles at a family reunion.
75. How to dance the twist
76. How to deny reality.
77. How to determine you are addicted to the Internet.
78. How to drive the baby-sitter crazy.
79. How to Fail at Dieting
80. How to find funny speech topics in 24 hours.
81. How to Flunk Out of College
82. How to get – more – Valentine’s Day cards next year.
83. How to Get Out of A Speeding Ticket
84. How to give your dog a pill
85. How to give your dog or cat a pill.
86. How to grow grits for fun and profit
87. How to handle well-meaning people you don’t like.
88. How to juggle
89. How to Kill Your Goldfish
90. How to learn from your parent’s mistakes.
91. How to look like a “Rock Star”
92. How to Lose the Guy of Your Dreams
93. How to make bread crumbs
94. How to make fun every day in life.
95. How to make up like a joker
96. How to Ruin a Good Thing
97. How to Screw up a Job Interview
98. How to Succeed as a Freeloader
99. How to Succeed in College Without Attending Class
100. How to survive a blind date
101. How to Survive on Minimum Wage
102. How to throw a paper airplane in class.
103. How to turn the Academy Awards ceremony into funny event
104. How to write parent excuse notes.
105. How you can tell when you’re drunk
106. If I ruled the World…
107. If I was my boss, then …
108. If I were my boss, then I …
109. If I were the Lord of Misrule…
110. In a fight between superheroes, who will win the battle?
111. Internet dating
112. Jackass the television series
113. Jared, the Subway Guy: His Rise to the Top
114. Last day at school/college
115. Life with Harry Potter.
116. Make a mud pack facial
117. Men behaving badly
118. Men should never wear skinny jeans.
119. Mistaken identity
120. My 15 Minutes of Fame
121. My American Idol audition
122. My best chat-up lines
123. My first day at school
124. My Most Embarrassing Moment
125. My most profitable mistake.
126. My motto: I’m flexible by indecision.
127. My worst day ever
128. My worst nightmare…
129. My younger/elder sibling(s) should treat me like a king/queen.
130. Napoleon Dynamite: An American Hero
131. Once a month, the school should allow kids to host a food fight.
132. Out of the Mouth of a Child
133. People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven’t.
134. Personal bloopers are great funny topics for a speech.
135. Practical guide to a toothache
136. Practical Jokes
137. Protection from Zombies
138. Quote Shakespeare like a pro
139. Rare speed limits and the reasons why.
140. Reasons why I love doing nothing around the house.
141. Rules for boys who want to date with your sister.
142. Some fun things to do during exams.
143. Tales From Scribbles on the Bathroom Wall
144. Talk Shows: Airing Our Dirty Laundry
145. Taylor Swift: A Role Model For Today’s Youth
146. Ten fun things to do during an exam.
147. Ten fun things to do during exams.
148. Ten things you’ve learned from your pet.
149. Thanksgiving dinner in three easy steps
150. The 3 biggest lies at school
151. The advantages of wearing braces
152. The best jokes ever
153. The Bogeyman
154. The funniest amusement parks.
155. The joke that back fired
156. The McDonald’s Diet
157. The odd working of Murphy’s Law.
158. The party that went wrong
159. The power of foot reading
160. The Strangest Person I Ever Met –
161. The strangest thing I’ve ever met anyone
162. The Ten Commandments in a restaurant boys and girls room.
163. The time I Ran Away From Home.
164. The working of Murphy’s Law.
165. The worse chat-up lines ever
166. The worst jokes ever
167. Things to do in the traffic jam.
168. Three fun games to play at the beach.
169. Tips for buying gifts everybody want.
170. Tips for merging two households.
171. Top 5 bad business slogans.
172. Unexpected disasters that can happen.
173. Unhappily Ever After
174. Unique uses for duct tape
175. Unusual incidents.
176. Urban running acrobatics.
177. Ways to remember birthdays.
178. We Are the People Our Parents Warned us About
179. What do teachers do off duty?
180. What Not to Say on a Date
181. What not to say on a first date
182. What Not to Wear
183. What to do on a desert island.
184. What to do with cold custard
185. What to say on a first date
186. What women really say when they talk to men?
187. What women really say when they talk to men.
188. What you can’t say in public.
189. When I resign, I will …
190. When the ‘Force’ is with you…
191. Why a chicken still walks even with the head cut off.
192. Why are Dads so weird?
193. Why casino players actually are sad people.
194. Why Good Girls Love Bad Boys
195. Why I don’t need money or cash.
196. Why I don’t want to be a millionaire.
197. Why is cheating not included in the course curriculum?
198. Why men are proud of themselves.
199. Why men like action and women like romance movies.
200. Why Mom knows best
201. Why must I clean my room every day
202. Why my – any fun speech topic – looks cooler than the … of my neighbor.
203. Why older women do not want to admit their age.
204. Why people look like their dogs.
205. Why rose is the best flowers’ fragrance many women like.
206. Why smart people don’t know they have the wrong ideas.
207. Why the Barbie Doll is an icon
208. Why women say they hate sports.
209. Wine/beer/cocktail of the month.
210. Women behaving badly
211. Women marry much younger men.
212. Yodel like a professional
213. Your guide to life.